A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:
1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing
lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a
slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of
10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.
2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any
lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is
pissed off that he is driving a minivan.
The following observations conclude the following:
No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
