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Milf Monday

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d
Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022
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miles teller

a very sexy hot man who has abs of steel and a very nice moustache .
friend : why don't you have a boyfriend ?
me : because miles teller is not single .
by sassysquad June 7, 2022
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milf

1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck
A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

2. MILF also stands for the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front", who are based in the Southern Phillipines and were created in 1978. Their primary goals are to establish an independant homeland, governed under Sharia law, for the Moro peoples.

It should be noted that I did not even know of the existance of the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" before today, and that in everyday conversation MILF is far more likely tomean the first definition and not the latter.
Your mum is a MILF, dude

I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
by slamdaddy December 28, 2005
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milesb

when are a dude named miles and you have strong feelings for girls especially ones named seo young
I am feeling a little milesb today.
by molestt October 3, 2018
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miles fairchild

Miles Fairchild is a fictional character in the movie: the turning. He’s also known as: the most hottest and attractive fictional character in the universe.
Someone: “Who is Miles Fairchild?”
Me: “The most hottest and attractive fictional character in the universe!”
by Finnwolfhardsbiggestsimp January 4, 2021
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Miles's Dad

this nigga dipped to brazil and never came back.
miles's dad
by themanwhodoesntcap April 21, 2023
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whole milf

Totally desirable milf. Way better than 2% milf.
Whole milf is best enjoyed in D cup.
by yes juanito yes April 9, 2015
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