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Midas Fuck

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The Midas Fuck is when the group sex fiend fucks any new female that comes around making them totally undesirable for anyone else to pursue due to the fear of super aids or the knowledge that the tramp has already had sex with someone who has sexual connections with 80% of the western hemisphere.
“Wow, Sarah is so hot, I should see if she wants to go see a movie or something
“No way man, Ryan gave her the Midas Fuck last week, she is a lost cause
“Oh god, remember guys, it’s a 15 foot minimum, any closer and you could get the super aids. I’ll go plastic wrap the couch again”
by Crazy Ivan June 15, 2005
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Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard
There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"
by Tara and Rachel May 24, 2008
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midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
by insizlane December 9, 2008
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Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
by RCBaylon February 4, 2007
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Midas' Grasp

When pee ricochets back at you after having pissed extremely hard against the front end of the bowl.
Upon taking one of the strongest pisses of his life, Mark felt the wrathful splash of Midas' Grasp as he was sprayed.
by Kitzuchi April 1, 2021
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Midas is pog

Someone who loves the Midas skin in fortnite
by Midasispog August 7, 2021
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Midas Male

Midas males have typicially got enormous genitals and are intelligently superior humans who also have 42 chromosomes in total. A so-called Midas Male is only born once every 4.3 billion years so they are extremely rare.
Typical female or male or furry ( I don't discriminate) : I wish i had a midas male or an ariosha male in my life!
by BaiChaiuLover November 12, 2021
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