global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

by Commoguy April 20, 2010

bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.

You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???

by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010

menopause

when the waiter is taking your order and you have to think what to order so u ask him to wait it's called menupause

i'm stuck rn in physics class
constantly thinking about thicc arse

i know about a book called wizard of oz
menopause

by carseatbeltmetalpart July 23, 2021

menopause

Synonym for 'oh okay' in Northern England.

'I'm going out later tonight to eat with friends'
'Menopause'

by anonymous786x March 5, 2023

Liminal Menopause Art

Liminal Menopause Art, also known as LMA, is a unique genre of digital creativity emerging from the minds of boomers and older individuals. It thrives on the combination of bizarre greenscreen effects, outdated pop culture references, and a total disregard for aesthetics, all aimed at achieving a strange sense of humor.

Did you see Aunt Mildred's latest liminal menopause art on Instagram? She's riding a rubber chicken on a background of dancing frogs while blasting Christina Aguilera. Classic LMA!

by fben September 26, 2023

Menopause

the period in which men have to pause for sex. specially from their significant order

Why did men pause from having sex with me? is it because im having my menopause?

by ComfortableAir April 17, 2022

Queen of Menopause

A women who is 50+, and became such a narcissistic peice of shit when they hit the age of 50 because there hormones decided to hate on them. Their partners or husbands mostly refuse to have sex with them when they are a QOM as they treat others especially when they abuse their husbands.

Shes a Queen of Menopause, her husband is probably going to divorce her soon if she cant treat him better.

by NotoriusMocha March 23, 2021