meaty javelin

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

by Hordriss May 10, 2006

meaty fart

A fart that sounds like it would taste meaty and/or smells meaty

That meaty fart sounded so heavy and smelled like steak

by Chang Qou November 9, 2015

meaty clackers

A pair of big testicles. From the TV show The League

Baby Geoffrey sure has some meaty clackers.

by Chelupa Batman March 18, 2016

meaty digits

When you see a lady with her large hands hanging out of a window of a car, and she is waving them about the air.
It is also a large, stiff penis.

I'm going to punch you in the meaty digits!

by tcbtmhbanana August 27, 2007

Meaty Cappuccino

A cappuccino with meat in it. Usually lightly cooked bacon is blended and then added to the coffee just before the milk. An alternate method is to cook the bacon for a long time until crisp. The crispy bacon is then served alongside the cappuccino and the pieces are dunked in the coffee before being eaten.

Hey dude, will you dish me up a meaty cappuccino, no dunkers?

by SPAMBOT4000 June 15, 2009

meaty owl

A term used In the North East of England to describe a car that is aggressive and quick.

Stems from the adjective "meaty" when describing a car that packs a punch.

Example 1
Bob (pronounced Berb) :How Chris have yee seen Patricks brand new Golf GTI that he got on tick, we were flying doon the spine Road at 140 and he was only in 4th cog .

Chris: Aye mate they are proper meaty owls.

Example 2
John: Pwoaaar how Harry have yee seen that bizzy car owa there, it's a Audi A4 3 litre TDI, nee getting away from that

Harry: Aye proper meaty owl that mate

by MeatyOwl September 6, 2015

meaty vagina

The Meaty Vagina is a vagina in which the inner labia is longer than the outer labia creating an inverse looking vagina with the longer inner lips hanging down past the outer labia. Sometimes, the inner labia, often called ripplies can rip or hurt during intercourse or childbirth. This particular type of vagina is not an effect of too much sex as some believe, however. It is most often a natural state from birth and not altogether too uncommon. There are even many fetishes devoted to Meaty Vaginas. Sometimes women have surgury to change this part of their genitalia, even though it is not necessary - only cosmetic.

This can be viewed in many modern porno websites. Although, do be sure that many of your friends will undoubtedly have the illusive meaty vagina.

by EmmaBemmaUW August 9, 2006