maui woui

weed derived from hawaii normally chronic or killa bud

yo dog i just got back from hawaii and brought back some maui woui

by colton scargo August 12, 2009

Maui Bombs

The classy mix of Georgi Vodka and Hawaiian Punch.

Old Woman: The drinking of the Maui Bombs is great but can you watch your language.

Response: MAUI BOMBS!!

by MY NAMES PDICE, IM A BITCH January 31, 2010

Maui Cruiser

Total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of Hawaii. Frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. Any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.

1. One man's hoopty is another man's maui cruiser.

2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!

by hotboxin February 3, 2005

maui time

The time it takes a Hawaiin to do something, which is usually longer than your average American. Local Maui citizens are lazy, and take their sweet-ass time doing everything and anything. When asked why they are taking so long, one replys " I am on Maui time."

Don't rush me, I'm on Maui Time.

by JC16 March 7, 2007

maui wowwee

Really strong Marijuana From Hawaii

Guy1: Did u get any of that Maui Wowwee From Your vacation to Hawaii?
Guy 2: Fuck yea i did thats shits hard to come by in the U.S.

by Lil_mama007 April 20, 2007

Maui Wowie

Better than average kula-grown buds. also the name of a local candy bar.

Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.

by Sancho July 30, 2003

maui mudslide

shitting on a girls chest then fucking her, so the shit slides down

maui mudslides are nasty

by poot master February 29, 2004