Markus

Markus is a mad lad. He’s a inter dimensional being who can go anywhere at anytime he wants to.

He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7

The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.

It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.

One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.

Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad

The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.

Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
“Markus what are you doing here?”

“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”

“No.”

Kill yourself cunt”
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Someone who likes to get hit in the balls for pleasure.
Man Markus I didn’t know you liked that type of stuff.
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Good friend. Nice pecker. Can be a great dude but lies too much.
That kid just flopped his dick on the table. What a Markus!
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He’s just a dick. Plain and simple. Markus’ are usually cheating on girls, lying, and blaming things on other people.
wow, Markus is a faggot.”
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A guy that is really gay and likes underage girls. He also loves anal sessions with his guy friends.
He is so gay. I think he is a markus
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A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative. A Markus in most cases is a pussy.
“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler
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: who is that

:markus he is kinda stupid
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