Man maid

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.

Hey girlfriend, my new man maid is totally awesome, he worked all night!

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

man maneuver

Any action that is typical of a man.

Like a boyfriend telling his girlfriend that she is fat, hoping this will motivate her her exersice and eat right. We all know this will drive them to 1 of 3 things, often times all.

1. hysterics
2. binge eating
3. strange cock

Frank: Steves girlfriend broke up with him, he went to the nude and spent $2,000, then, went to the bar and tooled an ugly chick.

Rizzo: Christ, what a friggin' man maneuver.

by leadthrower September 1, 2006

Man Math

The act of justifying an otherwise irrational purchase, through application of flawed logic, logical fallacies, and liberal use of arithmetical gymnastics; often with little to no true bearing on the actual costs of the purchase, or value at play.

E.g. "If I buy the Porsche 911 instead of leasing it, it should cost less, as I'm amazing at selling cars, and this one's great and will probably increase in value cos it's black. So that's like, erm, $90,000, less what, $10k for depreciation... so yeah I can afford it, it'll only cost me $10k to run the car... Yeah It's kinda man math but yeah!"

by DrPep July 26, 2019

Man Mammaries

Big Flappy Man Boobs bologna tits

You fat fuck, your man mammaries are so hugantic.

by Shithooks April 17, 2004

Man-Mansion

A 2-Story mansion for women where men wear nothing but clear thongs. There is a "man" for everything, including a cook, a lawn-mower, a landscaper, many man-servants and not to mention a sexual pleaser also known as "The Bed Servant".
Each woman is entitled to have her own unique version of said mansion.

Woman 1: "Whoa check out her man-mansion, it comes with every single man-servant you can imagine!!!"

Woman 2: "Nah that aint nothin'...my man-mansion comes with all that plus a pool boy"

by Number_One_Lone_Star August 18, 2009

man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.

As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.

by Poppa Large June 9, 2005

Man Man

musical group from Philadelphia. Possibly the greatest band ever. Innovative and captivating and led by a mullet and moustache clad singer, named Honus Honus, Man Man uses a unique style combining influence from Tom Waits and viking-vaudeville gypsy rock. AMAZING!!!

Hey, you going to the Man Man concert?

by Wiskowski May 30, 2010