Danse Macabre Community

The Danse Macabre Community, is almost like cult. If you are a part of this community, your favourite movie must be Corps de bride, and Coraline. Danse Macabre means dance of the dead, so if you are part of the Danse Macabre community, there will be a lot of dancing around the cemetary with the ones who have passed. To join this community, you must be able to sing Gdzie Jest Biały Węgorz (Zejście) , or you can just be a polish cow. To join this community, you have to email us on [e-mail] we will always be online!! This community is a safe place for all.

"I love being a part of the danse macabre community!"
"What is danse macabre community?"
"It is a safe place for anyone who likes to danse around a grave yard."

by Mayaheemayahaa March 24, 2021

macabre

Macabre is a term used to describe Gothic, dark and grim works of literature and art that usually have strong connections with death.

Tim Burton's work is macabre.

by Perfectly Pierced April 15, 2008

macabridging

When your entire party stands up at the table of a public restaurant, as if you were going to leave, but instead of leaving you stand around the table and block the wait staff as well as other patrons so that you can continue the conversation you've had at the table during a meal that lasted over 2 hours. Many times this act of macabridging will extend from the table into the lobby of the restaurant as well as the front entrance. Occasionally the macabridging crowd will split into two groups allowing for more blockage opportunities.

The record for macabridging (including meal time) is 5 hours 37 mintues, including the combined times of 1:12 waiting for everyone to arrive LATE, :24 to negotiate who sites next to whom, :12 minutes to rearrange seating after the order was placed, 2:14 for the meal, :45 minutes to get the checks straight after the wait staff was confused from the seat shuffling and finally the additional 1:50 for standing around the table after the meal which did in fact extend both into the lobby and the main entrance.

Oh no, it's those people that macabridge around the table for an hour after they've paid the bill.

Hey, do you think we can slip out early and avoid the macabridging at the table? The football game is on tonight.

by Haywood Jah Blohme November 18, 2016

mala hoja

This phrase is used as an insult in Spanish language. It is Cuban in origin. This is another Spanish phrase used to define someone really really bad in bed . Those who can’t even last more than 5 minutes during the sexual act. It can Also describe a girl that just complains and does not even move during intercourse .

1 - Last night I went out with Rick . We ended up in bed , what a disappointment! He didn’t las 3 minutes.. he is such a “mala hoja” !!!

Anoche me fui a la cama con Rick !! No duro ni 3 minutos ..!! Ese tipo es tremenda Mala Hoja !!!!

by JEHF January 7, 2018

God damn mahabee

Extreamly dry, awful, ugly, and lack of skill; basically roasting the shit out of someone

Thomas McCluskey's basketball skills are dryer than the God damn mahabee

by Mclovin Jarjingle March 18, 2017

malachai

Malachai is a dude who looks for trouble, but can be a really great guy. Loves to party and get girls. No one can understand him at times, but he cares to become a wealthy person and enthusiastic. Hard working but very talented.

You know Malachai?
-yeah, he's a crazy son of a birch
Yupp that's malachai

by niggasinparis6969 January 13, 2014

Maladroit

Pronunciation: "ma-l&-'droit
Function: adjective
(lacking adroitness)
A lack in skill, cleverness, or resourcefulness in handling situations.

Jay and Bobby know how to handle many situations, but their friend, Sean, seems to be a maladroit.

by Mike Erickson May 20, 2005