Madcow

A diesese which is carried through the air and turns cattles brain to the same mush your grandmother eats at her old folks home. Remember the best way to combat the diesese is to wipe front to back at all times.

Young Hick Boy: "I think that ma's sick pa'

Hick Farmer: "I reckon shes got madcow, time to close the border again (spits tobacco)"

by Schefter January 1, 2005

Medick's Madhouse

The best server to play First Person Shooters on.

Legendary.

Only the best gamers swell on that server.

Hey man, you hear about the new #1 BF3 server in the world?

Nah, what about it?

Medick's Madhouse, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Sanity optional.

by Azuron December 9, 2011

Madowg

A slang term for the words used singularly as "mad" and "dog".
For example "that was a mad move dowwgg" can be shortened to "that was a madowg move"

Your friend just busts a some massive move in your selected sport, hobbie, interest etc... This is your cue to say "that was madowg"

by mykoner September 25, 2010

Rachel Maddow

1.) Political pundit on MSNBC

2.) Irrefutable proof that there is a God, and that God is a lesbian.

Rachel Maddow is the shit!

by Expat227 January 6, 2009

Madcow

A mythical beast that is under 5 feet tall. It is said that it frog squats about tree-fiddy for 10 clean reps. Even with this much weight you would not guess it is that strong. You might even think to yourself "does it even lift"?

Dude, I saw that Madcow do 175 off a 10 board!

by JoeAverageStrength March 31, 2011

Madcow

an obese unkept female who is generally found in sweatpants, gets jealous over the hottie/honey dip in the room that her man can't take his eyes off of, sometimes resulting in obvious bickering between the couple who leave the area shortly after the incident. Therefore she becomes a "mad cow" also known to be found happening with skinny ugly girls who have no boobs or personality and buck teeth, bug eyes , etc.

Madcow: has look of hate and eating chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy watching husband every eye movement and says nothing

Husband : can't control himself and incessantly stares while drooling at hotties taute firm ripe ass- leaves with raging hard on.

<mad cow > < Mad > <cow> <Madcow disease>

Honeydip to friend ; look! that Madcow and her man r leaving now

by Space cowgirl68 March 31, 2013

humpin like madcow

To engage in sexual intercourse frequently. Usualy in an attemy to impregnate. Refers to the motions made by infected cattle

I havent left the house for 2 days, we've been humpin like madcow

by Horny old man January 2, 2005