olympique de marseille

French football club based in Marseille. Known for the fantastic enthousiasm of its supporters, and the magic atmosphere of the stadium. Probably the most liked and unliked football club in France. Won many titles, won the european championship in 1993. The club is now run by stupids and ridiculous pricks.its main rival is Paris Saint Germain, a bunch of wankers and nazis wannabe.

I watched the Marseille game against Newcastle in the uefa cup semi-finals, it was such a huge fury!

by Massilia13 January 11, 2005

morse cold

Temperatures so low that they cause uncontrollable chattering of the teeth, resulting in a sound like old Morse code transmissions.

Abe: It's fuh-fuh-fuh-FREEZING!

Ben: I know. You've been sending that message on morse cold since we got here.

by Doc Jargon August 29, 2009

Marseille handshake

Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.

After Andrew impugned Ron's manhood, Ron greeted him with a Marseille handshake.

by Hybrid Finn July 15, 2006

murse

a man-purse. very fashion-forward right now, seen on many hipster guys. the line between a messenger bag and murse is very fluid - typically a murse is a bit smaller than a traditional messenger, and may have a slightly more stylized look to it. a murse can also be used to carry a laptop computer - one of the reasons it is so popular right now.

"wow, Mark's new laptop fits perfectly into that small bag he carries"
"yeah, that's a great murse. it matches his american apparel shirt."

by Apb24.1 July 23, 2006

Morse Code

A communications system consisting of letters coded into dots and dashes, and used in radiotelegraph systems. (usally HF systems), and its fun to jam freeband stations with this stuff.

I jammed a pirate radio station with "HELLO HELLO I HATE YOU" in morse code over and over again.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 27, 2004

Mursehole

The combination of Masshole (Mass resident) and Murse (male nurse). This word is widely used in the Tri-State area due to the heavy influx of Male nurses from Massachusetts. Massachusetts requires that nurses have their BSN, thus sending Associate Degree male nurses our way. These Murseholes tend to hold themselves in a higher regard than the rest of the nursing population; without cause or true reasoning. Many of these Murseholes tend to job hop, i.e. work at just about every hospital imaginable.

Nurse A: "That Mursehole sure didn't last very long"
Nurse B: "Well what did you expect, Murseholes are not very well received by patients and staff alike"

by Silly RN April 22, 2008

morseplow

A move performed during sexual intercourse, usually performed while penetrating from behind. To do this one must ensure that a wall or other hard object is nearby. Near climax the giving partner thrusts fiercely slamming the receiving partner's head into the wall rendering them unconscious. This allows the person delivering the morseplow to leave easily.

Jenafer, "My head hurts this morning."
Lukas, " Don't your remember?"
Jenafer, "Remember what?"
Lukas, "The morseplow. Nevermind then."

by sweetlou69 May 22, 2010