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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
by Jake Opp November 10, 2011
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F.A.M.F

Term used to describe a Fat Ass Mother Fucker. Can be used to describe any person seen as "obease", usually with multiple chins or a stomach that hangs past the belt. "Fat"
Quentin- "Hey Felipe, look at that F.A.M.F over there, it looks like its upset that it doesn't have its doughnuts yet."

Felipe- "Damn, that F.A.M.F looks pretty upset about the whole doughnut situation."

Quentin- "Last week I heard of a situation just like this where another F.A.M.F was sighted stealing food from hobos."

Felipe- "They know no limits, Quentin......"
by Ms. Dixie Normus May 26, 2008
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L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!
by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010
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R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Rolling

On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fat
Black
Ass
Off
Laughing

Out
Loud
Guy #1:Holy shit. That guy got pimp smacked by a he-bitch
Guy #2:R.O.T.F.L.M.F.B.A.O.L.O.L

Guy #1:Wow, just say lol for once
by kittycatsid November 4, 2009
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F&M (Felix & Mateo)

F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.

-My luvb
M: "What's your dream woman?"

F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"

M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"
by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022
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G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M

Get The Ever Loving Fuck Away From Me!

Used to not so kindly ask a person for space or to leave.
John for all that is good on this earth. Please G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M!
by Paladin_Avalon August 22, 2024
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Mumblin O.G. M.F.

1.old school..an old man who talks to himself under his breath..about nothing really..1..an original gangster..one whom did so many drugs ,that they fucked him up so bad,he mumbles motherfucker a lot when's he speaks now...4.Burnt out old gangster ..
Hey brother'..look at that Mumblin O.G. M.F. stumbling down the street..If I ever get that bad..🔫 me!
by anonymous May 4, 2018
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