Lysandre

Lysandre is a person with a humongous dick. If you see a person with this name, he has a massive dick. Usually acts gay but can pull tons of girls

Did you hear lysandre, he pulled like 16 girls this week!

by The definer 3000 November 22, 2021

Lysandre

A person with a long, wide cock. This person is a magnet to every lady he walks by.

“There is a person in my school who is such a lysandre”

by The definer 3000 January 18, 2022

Lysanderoth

A True Master Of Deception.
Shot Everyone In The Village.
Will Make The World As Beutiful As Him.

Lysanderoth: "And Now Its Time To Finish The Job, Goodbye Archibald"
Dennis: "Why Are You Doing This?"
Lysanderoth: "Because My Master Told Me To, King Dragon Sends His Regards."
*Archibald Gets Shot*
Dennis: "Archibald No!"
Dennis IRL: "Oh Fuck This, FUCK THIS!"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Lets Negotiate!"
Lysanderoth: "No Thanks, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Where Is Prince Horace!?"
Lysanderoth: "Hmm... I Dont Know, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
*Dennis Knocks Gun Out Of Lysanderoths Hand*
Lysanderoth: "Its A Good Thing I Always Carry Two Guns!"
Dennis IRL: "Okay"

by fwefff June 9, 2023

Lysander

a teenager who lives in Shepton Mallet, likes knives, and kicks arse.

Lysander lives in Shepton Mallet.
Which sucks ass.
Great.

by lysander March 24, 2003

lysander

kid with a miniature dick that lives in Massachusetts and likes boys

"god that kid in my middle school is such a lysander "

by chwong chao January 25, 2009

lysandros

Bearded Cypriot who has a fondness for eggs and cigarettes.

Lysandros smells of eggs and cigarettes.

by Iloveturkey November 22, 2013

2 Lysenko 2 Ism

This is part two of lysenkoism if you can't tell. It's also a 2 Fast 2 Furious reference.

2 Lysenko 2 Ism

Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."

Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"

Iam 🤨 "Yes..."

Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."

Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."

Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"

Iam "I... Don't know..."

Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"

Iam "........."

Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"

Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022