reverse frosty lumberjack

A sex position where you flip the girl upside down and put ice in her ass. fuck her until it melts, then put the water from the melted ice into a dildo mold in a freezer. when frozen, take the dildo shaped ice and fuck her with it until it too melts, then drink the water.

"Yeah bro, I gave her the reverse frosty lumberjack" "who are you and why are you telling me this?"

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

Bill Lumberg

Bill Lumberg is the character that is the workplace's boss in the 90's hit 'Office Space' . The character's personality created many variations of made-up words with meanings similar to qualities of the character . He is quite noticeabley stuck-up and a downright idiot .

1)He's such a lumberg , look how he's treating everyone .
2)what an arrogant idiot , he must have Lumberg for his role-model .
3) If you've seen bill lumberg in office space you know what my boss is like .

by abu hijleh April 21, 2006

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010

lube up

(vb.) To apply lubricant to the anus or vagina in preparation for sexual congress.

Patrick: "lube up Clive, I gotta hankering for some arse lovin'"

by VegasMalone June 22, 2020

morning lumber

equivalent to morning wood, but infinitely more manly and more girthy sounding.

"Man, this morning lumber is no joke. That's the second pair of Levi's I've torn through this week!"

I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.

Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.

by CougHunter February 18, 2010

Lumberg Style

Having sex while holding a cup of coffee, yeeeeah. That would be great.

In the movie Office Space Bill Lumberg had sex with Jennifer Aniston and took a sip from his coffe cup while fucking her Lumberg Style.

by NMG February 3, 2006

Word lube

When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...

It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!

or

Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.

by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009