lump

(1) Little Ugly Midget Penis or a really small penis.

(2) A guy who thinks he got a big penis but actually has a very small one.

"That nigga got a lump."

"FYI - he got a lump."

by TruStarz April 30, 2009

lump

provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction

i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me

by laura and joe March 30, 2004

Lump

A really annoying thing that kicks your OCD to a higher level. Like in a meeting if the man in front of you is a man you don't really know has a little lump on his suit coat, you have to just stand the meeting looking at that little lump fighting yourself not to touch it.

The lump was so annoying, I had just about had it looking at the unperfect rug.

by Lily Billy November 27, 2016

Lump

a squeaky clean enguine. hehehehehe

dude check out that lump!

by arsia June 19, 2003

Lump

A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.

"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Lump

A person whom, when consuming any dose of marijuana, will act like a "lump" in the corner of the room - apathetic, useless, and lazy.

1: "nahh don't want to do anything today"
2: "fine, get high and be a fuckin' lump."

by TheWondrousBiso July 8, 2011

Lump

Light bulb moment or sudden outburst of happiness; also can mean a cute animal or person.

I just had a lump I remembered I am going over my friends house tomorrow!

That guinea pig is such a lump!

by Bengalz3 January 9, 2009