Lumberjerker

One who jerks lumber...
AKA One who jacks wood...
For the slow ones: One who gives many handjobs...

Bob: It's awesome! She gave me more handjobs than I've gotten from all my other girlfriends combined!
Joe: Sounds like we have a real lumberjerker on our hands...

by Phreadericke Smith January 18, 2009

lumberhead

A word manu uses for stupid people

Pharaokh is such a lumberhead

by Tasmin August 18, 2017

lumbersexual

A person, often a hipster or LGBT, who assumes the dress and beard of a lumberjack.

The image of lumbersexuals playing Ralph Lauren at summer camp is forever ingrained in my mind

by purplebackpack89 June 2, 2015

limberger lumber

When a guy doesn't bathe, causing his cheese coated piss pipe to smell like a haunch of limberger!

Dude, you should tell your brother to bathe, I can smell his limberger lumber from here.

by Uncle Kurtie October 16, 2006

luberate

When ur having sex and ur partner is too dry and u want to apply lube to them to liberate them from being too dry also known as luberate.

Partner 1: "You're a little dry right now, want me to luberate you?"

Partner 2: "Yes please luberate me."

by oshitwaddup May 12, 2016

Lumbergh

A person with an incredibly repulsive personality. So much so that anyone who has sex with that person will forever be tainted e.g. friends will lose respect for that person, and potential or current partners will no longer be attracted to that person, once they find out that they have had sex with a Lumberg.

In the 1999 movie Office Space, Peter (Ron Livingston) believes that his girlfriend Joanna (Jennifer Anniston) has had sex with his boss, Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole). Once this information becomes known, he no longer wants anything to do with Joanna and is tormented by the thought of his girlfriend having sex with Lumbergh.

also,

Friend A: "That girl is such a Lumbergh!"

Friend B: "Yeah, this guy I know had sex with her. I can't even look him in the eye anymore."

Friend A: "Yeaaahhhhh...*sips imaginary coffee cup*"

by C.J. Volney January 15, 2006

Lumbersexual

A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.

Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.

by Joe Corey February 13, 2004