A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.
Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
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probably my favorite.
him: "try to survive the year or whatever"
also him when we do something stupid: "wHY YOU LITTLE-" *demon form: activated*
either he'll try to kill you himself or make up for it by banging you in his bedroom.
Jesus, he's bi for Diavolo, bi as hell.
Satan's daddy, don't ask how that works, bro went full-on mad and Satan just... spawned.
probably my favorite.
him: "try to survive the year or whatever"
also him when we do something stupid: "wHY YOU LITTLE-" *demon form: activated*
either he'll try to kill you himself or make up for it by banging you in his bedroom.
Jesus, he's bi for Diavolo, bi as hell.
Satan's daddy, don't ask how that works, bro went full-on mad and Satan just... spawned.
"guys, I swear, if Lucifer asks me to visit his study just for him to push me against the desk, I'ma slap a restraining order across his face"
"you gotta admit, he's hot when he's dominant"
"excuse me, what- 😭"
"you gotta admit, he's hot when he's dominant"
"excuse me, what- 😭"
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Steven: What happened when you and Earl left the bar last night?
Tanner: We went home, met up with Zach, and had a Lucifer's Trident, it was nuts.
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