by Craig September 14, 2004
Get the lunchtime shagger mug.taylor: did you see michael phelps swim last night?
steph: no i was too busy watching ryan lochte on the sidelines.
steph: no i was too busy watching ryan lochte on the sidelines.
by steph lons October 8, 2008
Get the ryan lochte mug.by juanchito February 6, 2008
Get the lucktard mug.An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.
Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"
Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"
Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.
Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.
Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.
by RyanLochteLover91 August 23, 2012
Get the Ryan Lochte Fever mug.by www.hallofinsanity.com May 11, 2003
Get the luchini mug.A made-up punk rock "religion" inspired by the band, The Luchagors.
**Note: It isn't an actual religion. It is mainly for all Luchawhores out there.
**Note: It isn't an actual religion. It is mainly for all Luchawhores out there.
by OMFGDLOL March 15, 2008
Get the Luchatology mug.A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.
"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
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