Universal Lubricant

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.

If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.

by Jessica February 26, 2006

the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.

me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.

by hot kharl December 1, 2005

Lubricated

adj. to be a tid bit drunk...enough for a mother to forget that her kids are in the room when she starts making out with daddy's weasel...

Frank: Yo...i'm messed up man...haha woa
Carl: Ahah...i'm a smidge bit lubricated...you're crazy man

by Fatbird Hunter February 27, 2005

lubricated queef

The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.

As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.

As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.

by Neptune666 April 17, 2011

Lubica

Lovely girl with a beautiful smile.
Sweet panda.
Big ice hockey fan. Football too, especially Petrzalka.
A Swiftie. Pretty much this says she is a perfect human being.

Q: This girl is great, anyone knows her name?
A: That is Lubica. And yes, she is awesome.

by Rudy 🐼 November 23, 2021

lubricum

When a man has a small orgasm inside the women's vagina in order to make it more wet during sex.

I noticed her pussy was a bit dry so I added some lubricum to make it wetter

by BoyBloo September 16, 2014

socially lubricated

the period of time between the first couple of drinks where one achives a pleasent, but comfortable and controlled buzz before continued consumption results in a complete drunken stuper.

Papi: "You get that girl's number last night when we were jacking for beats?"
Pete Dick: "No, I fucked it up and got too drunk and started grabbing her tits."
Papi: "Dumb ass, you were doing well while you were still socially lubricated."

by Pete Dick March 12, 2008