LPLT

Let people like things.

One: Haha, that loser likes _____.

Two: Dude, LPLT.

One: No, I'm an insecure twat that can't handle seeing other people enjoy something when I can't even enjoy having a tiny dick.

by Yolojaculation July 19, 2022

LPLJ

An acronym for Lose Packet Lose Jordan. We've all got that one friend Jordan who leaves the party when the packet runs out.

Elliot: Where's Jordan!? It's only 11pm
Nick: Sorry to be the one to tell you this mate..... LPLJ.
Elliot: But it's yorkie's leaving do?
Mark: It's another classic LPLJ mess-around.

by absolutelysendit June 2, 2023

lplcd

Lick pussy lick clit derby- A man must perform oral sex on a multiple girls until one comes. Also refer to babjd.

Oh, you want a babjd? Well i dont do shit until I get a lplcd!

by Kortney April 3, 2005

Lplokiness

Lplok is a clown, lplokiness means clowning around.

You've seen Joe last night acting like a dumbass? Yeah he really acted like he had Lplokiness.

by Mirunab April 1, 2019

Lpled

In a game of league of legends where a team of 5 goes against each other, and utterly dominates the enemy team with many skirmishes and many team fights instead of scaling for late game

Dude we got lpled so hard

by Goddro September 25, 2020

lplpmkomkonjinjibhubhuvgyvgycftcftxdrxdrzsezseawawqq

you got so bored you decided to run your fingers along the three diagonal keys starting from the right TWICE
you should either get your homework done or go to bed of boredom

Student 1: man im bored
Student 2: have you tried...

Student 1: yes
Student 2: how about lplpmkomkonjinjibhubhuvgyvgycftcftxdrxdrzsezseawawqq
Student 1: that sounds interesting

by philly updad April 17, 2023