longhair

A metal dude.

Wow. There sure are a bunch of longhairs here tonight.

by rosestar August 31, 2010

longkatuts

maid; yaya; house helper

Filipino slang way of saying "katulong" meaning maid.

dodong: hey dude! our new longkatuts is a hottie!

by flipsidelady26 September 4, 2009

longanimity

A propensity to patiently tolerate something unpleasant.

It took longanimity to overcome his insomnia.

by LiteraryGeek December 15, 2008

longmang

someone who always takes ages to do anything.

the ruin-er of plans.

Rob, stop being a longmang! you're already 40 minutes late!

by jus jammin April 9, 2010

Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011

Willy Lonka

A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.

Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?

Person 2: Think so...

Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.

Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!

Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.

by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019

longhair

A pre- 1950's term, referring to a man who enjoys or plays classical music. Typically these men had longish hair, longer than the clean-cut men of that era.

Look Doris, that cellist is such a longhair. He is a swell fellow, I'd like to have him over for dinner.

by victortree April 16, 2006