Longboarding

Similar to skateboarding but the board is longer and there are different types. Some people just like to cruise around while others prefer downhilling, longboard dance, and freestyle.

I like longboarding better than skateboarding because I like the flow of the dance steps.

by Little Italian August 14, 2018

longboys

When you're fuckin a girl, you pull out your dick almost all the way - SLOWLY - teasing her and making her thirsty for you to bring it back, you pause for a second, gather your strength, and ram it back in with the force of a freight train, clenching your fists and scrunching your face.

Man, I got this girl so wet last night. Gave her the longboys and she got off in 3 minutes tops.

by Mark Domann December 22, 2008

Longobardo

to have sexual relations with one of your cousins

Anthony longobardoed hannah over the weekend

by sixty niner November 4, 2010

Longboard

A longer version of a skateboard, but with the same culture. NOT faster than a bike

Zac: Longboards are as fast as bikes
Matt: No they aren't
Zac: I'll show you
Ground: Don't worry, I'll catch you Zac!
(Zac falls and breaks ribs)
Matt: Told you

by the_1ne May 17, 2015

Longbottomed

Polar opposite of flanderization. When a shallow, bumbling, pathetic, and/or annoying character in a story evolves into a deep, capable (if not extraordinary) hero.

Longbottomed originates from the character Neville Longbottom (from the Harry Potter series), who started in book one as a clumsy comic relief who fell off his broomstick, and evolved throughout the series in terms of character development and competence into a vengeful white knight who slew Voldemort's living snake Horcrux while on fire.

by TheAllKnowingOne March 10, 2014

Neville-Longbottomed

The term used to describe when someone who is not exactly attractive suddenly goes through puberty and becomes hot.

Man, Hiccup really Neville-Longbottomed everyone iin How to Train Your Dragon 2.

by The real deal 7125 February 11, 2017

Longboarding

The fastest expanding form of skateboarding. Contrary to popular belief, the sport is greatly expansive beyond bros in board shorts (sadly, these are the most vocal assholes who own longboards, but are not necessarily longboarders). Disciplines include downhilling (trying to go as fast as possible, serious practitioners will wear leathers and full face helmets), freeriding (essentially doing slides and tricks combined with anything downhill, mostly done for fun), and freestyle (emulating shortboard tricks on larger decks). As the downhill riding community is starting to go mainstream, a proper comparison to regular short boards would be that of downhill/freestyle mtb to bmx; while both may have the same forms and ideas supporting them, their applications are greatly different and require skills respective to each, and thusly the similarities in said forms are not necessarily applicable to the ways they are used. Basically, regarding all the hate those who enjoy riding street/ park on a shortboard: don't worry about how other people are having fun and just enjoy what you do (I will say, if you wear flip flops while "skating" or ride a pintail cruiser, please; just stop).

Longboarder: Today I had a great longboarding sesh: started off railing a toeside corner going 40, then got my freeride deck out and got a 30ft standie, and finished off the day cruising around learning some big spins and old school kickflips for poops and giggles.

Skater: You do any park or street shit?

Longboarder: No, taking a longboard into a skatepark is ridiculous and annoying, though I sometimes ride bowls with my shortboard.

by RumpusCat April 25, 2012