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take a long walk off a short pier

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
by mite74 January 5, 2009
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take a long walk off a short pier

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
by sprkim182 November 15, 2007
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short of the long

The short version of a long answer. When you don't want to give the long details for whatever reason.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.
David:" Hey Jeff, How'd it go with Marcela this weekend?"
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."
by loco4moto March 24, 2008
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Art is long, life is short

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.
"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
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longshorts

When a person wears long underwear and shorts over them.
Dude, nice longshorts.
by Teo - Champa October 11, 2020
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Longshorts

someone that wears shorts to long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants
this guy longshorts has longshorts
whos longshorts
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