LumberSexual

A guy who takes lumber sized dong

Chris Z can not stand a man with a little ding ding, cause my boy a LumberSexual

by JonSnowMan December 30, 2015

Lumbersexual

A person who is only attracted to those with extremely impressive facial hair (like a lumberjack)

She only likes him for his beard, she is such a lumber sexual.
I recently came out to my family as lumbersexual

by Rocklobster420 March 14, 2015

lumberslack

a more relaxed person than the average relaxed person.

You slept for 14 hours? What a lumberslack!

by cole.train March 9, 2008

lumbersexual

Sam.

See Sam over there? Yea he's so lumbersexual.

by SyncingCyan August 3, 2016

Come Lumbers

An orgy of lumberjacks

The fun fest of come lumbers was interesting.

by tragedies February 7, 2017

lumbersnack

A woman shits out a (log) onto the shaft of a man's erect penis. She then proceeds to give the man oral sex. She is eating a log on wood, hence, lumbersnack.

Hello Ladies, you hungry? How about a lumbersnack?

by DetrimentToSociety April 12, 2009

lumbersnatch

Gay lezzy who’s masculine and wears flannel, see lumbersnatch

Megan and Mary are so outdoorsy and wear flannel. They’re such Lezzie lumbersnatch -es

by Laprincesita November 24, 2018