lombard, IL

a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself

Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks

by me May 13, 2005

Lombardi Slap

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.

Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.

by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011

lombardi

When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face

the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm

by Spencer Mahan December 28, 2005

Lombardi sore throat

Experiencing a sore throat after the counter move "Lombardi catch"

That Lombardi party was crazy last night. Did you see when I countered Jareth's Lombardi slap with the Lombardi catch. It sucks though because I have a bad Lombardi sore throat today.

by blackbear6 March 4, 2011

The Lombardi

The Lombardi is a complex, multi-step sexual act:

1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.

2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.

3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.

4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.

5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.

6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.

7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.

8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.

"I tried to get Katie to let me do The Lombardi last night, but she got really pissed at me!"

"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"

"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."

by Chandler and Matt November 1, 2008

Lumbardy

A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.

I went into the shower and cleaned myself with a lumbardy.

by Zeus127 September 3, 2019

Lombard

Used to describe someone who is considered a ‘ stinking , unloyal poopoo head ‘ who takes nothing seriously. A common insult.

“ My god you are such a lombard. “
“ You actual LOMBARD. “

“ What a bunch of lombards.. “

by loauee October 23, 2023