Lolly Gagging

-verb
1.Procrastination in its fullest.

2.Purposely finding other things to do other than what you should be doing

-noun
1.Lolly Gagger-A person that procrastinates, sometimes so much that they forget that they had something to do in the first place

-Adding definitions to Urban Dictionary when you should be typing a paper

-Skipping work and/or school to do anything other than work or school

ex:
Christa: Hey Katrina! What you got up for today?

Katrina: Nothing much, about to watch this marathon of Lost.

Christa: I thought you had a midterm tomorrow?

Katrina: I do; I'm gonna study before class.

Christa: You Lolly Gagging!

by Ms. Awesomeness February 24, 2010

freeway lollygabbing

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.

Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!

by no1sandman November 22, 2014

lollergagging

Loitering around, usually late at night, doing nothing productive but looking at funny things on the internet and giggling with friends over inside jokes. Usually involves a lot of webcomic-browsing, lolcat-perusing, and overuse of YouTube.

Maybe if you weren't so busy lollergagging for hours on end, you would've gotten your homework done on time!

by Mimi McTavish December 25, 2008

lollyfagging

When gay men waste time (theirs and others') indulging in stereotypically gay pursuits (e.g., gossiping, backbiting, cattiness, calling each other "girl!") while trying to make a decision.

Let's just find another parking spot--those scene queens are just lollyfagging by their Cabrio!

by Michael Egan July 8, 2006

lollygargling

Instead of working you give head/receive head from a coworker.

Coworker 1: Maybe if you weren't lollygagging we wouldn't have to cover for you

Coworker 2: Well maybe if you two weren't lollygargling you would've started investigating.

Coworker 3: *wipes mouth*

by Joser666 September 5, 2015

Lolligagging

1. When someone is being very slow, or taking their own sweet time
2. Someone who is masterbating on depressants or sedatives.

I got my wisdom teeth taken out so I took some meds and I was so horny I ended up lolligagging.

by Hulkess November 1, 2015

lallygaggin

slow blowjob

Betsy is all new to this, so when she saw my thing she started lally gaggin

by Marina January 29, 2004