Lolligagging

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1. When someone is being very slow, or taking their own sweet time
2. Someone who is masterbating on depressants or sedatives.

I got my wisdom teeth taken out so I took some meds and I was so horny I ended up lolligagging.

Lolligagging by Hulkess November 1, 2015

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lollygagging

A very heinous crime in Skyrim. Guards make this quite clear.

No lollygagging.

lollygagging by Anonymous938743 September 3, 2012

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lolligaggin

when somebody is messing around not doing what they are suppose to be doing.

the kids were in class supposed to be doing their work but instead they were playing around lolligaggin.

lolligaggin by jooliagoolia999 April 18, 2009

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lolygagging

loitering and wasting time when things need to get done.

stop lolygagging and get back to work!

lolygagging by Wezmac December 1, 2013

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Lolligaging

Lolligaging - (Verb) The act of procrastinating when one has important things to do, such as homework or actual work. When one posts the word "Lolligaging" on facebook, it is an indication that they are currently in the practice of avoiding work.

"Eric was lolligaging when he should have been doing a webassign"

"Rachel lolligaged by speaking with Eric on facebook, during time she should have been writing a paper on frankenstein"

Dude: "I can't hang out tonight, I gotta finish my homework"
Other dude: "How are you not done with it yet??"
Dude: "I've been lolligaging all day..."

Lolligaging by Skylar24x October 23, 2011

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lolzigagginz

a word used to express a something of of highly "lolzy" proportions, similar to "lol."

Wesley: "so max, how was lunch?"
Max: " oh, well i ended up locking my keys inside my car which rolled down a hill into a burning spraypaint store and my spare keys fell out of my tuxedo's pocket to the bottom of the lake so i could do nothing about it before the building exploded.
Wesley: "LOLZIGAGGINZ!!!"

lolzigagginz by unablequeso October 5, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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