The John Lowman

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

by Roomate May 2, 2004

lomando.com

Lomando.com is a scary Japanese game played on a web browser.
The website or game is a scary story game. There many puzzles you need to solve and a lot of ways to die but there are also and ending so it’s pretty much a scary-Japanese-horror-website-game

James: Hey dude check out a game for would you? This game is a fun and interactive game! It’s called Lomando.com!
Alex: Sure, I will check it out later.

by Axleds January 24, 2021

willy loman

from the book and movie "Death of a salesman". it is a rare condition of the brain which affects speech and muscle movements...such as shouting randomly at people and nobody sometimes and then forgetting what you were on about. also it can lead to keeping strict accounts and saying "im keeping strict accounts charlie" over and over again to someone not called charlie. side affects may include throttling of random people for no reason.

Person 1: I averaged 170 dollars a week...

Person 2:You never did...

Person 1:I AVERAGED 170 DOLLARS A WEEK IN THE YEAR OF 1957!!!1

Person 3:Your such a willy loman

by casparnickjordanryan January 19, 2008

Lowmance

A romantic thing for with midgets, dwarves, little people etc.

Why is Damon dating that chick from Accounts? She's only 4' 8"!
He loves short women - it's a lowmance thing. He's so lowmantic.

by Satandog March 22, 2006

Lokhande

Lokhande is an Indian surname which literally means 'Strong as Iron'.

The Lokhande family fought all their Crisis alone

by I_got_some_peas_for_you February 5, 2021

Lindsay LoMan

Super-rich non-celebrity guy that dates famous socialites (such as Lindsay Lohan). You've seen him in the tabloids...one week he's engaged to Paris Hilton, next week he's gotten an Olsen twin pregnant, week after that he's courting some other rich-for-no-reason waif.

Examples include Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis, Rick Salomon, Paris Lastis, Adam Goldstein and every other restaurant/oil/greek shipping heir on the planet that regularly dates Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kim Kardashian, and/or the Olsen twins.

"Did you see Nicole Ritchie's new Lindsay LoMan on the cover of US magazine? Wasn't he with Paris Hilton in last month's issue? I smell a catfight!"

by stenzo. September 24, 2007

lomano

when something really good happens to you

someone randomly hands you 50 dollars. You reply to them, "wow, lomano!"

by chewy-deez January 29, 2006