lobstered

to get beaten badly in a game or sport.Or to get pinched or hit by a lobster

1.Dude,that noob got lobstered.
2.dang i got lobstered by that lobster

by Alex Gonzalez September 22, 2005

Facebook Loiterer

Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.

Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.

Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.

by gackslayer January 19, 2011

GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer)

An ass hole that hangs around gay bars

That arsehole Chuck Jr the CFO.CPA is a GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer) and LOVES little boys.

by Drabbs April 2, 2008

LOBSTERED

If an individual has started dating someone with the intent to have a relationship and has intentionally lied, mislead or misrepresented themselves and meets 3 or more of the following requirements.The offender in question is a lobster and the the unaware person has been lobstered.

1. Has no INCOME.
2. Does not have HOUSING.
3. Does not DRIVE.
4. Is not currently/graduated from COLLEGE.
5. Is in 2 or more SEXUAL relationships.
6. DRUG addict.
7. 2 or more BABY daddies/mommas.
8. On PROBATION/FELON.
9. Involved in ILLEGAL activities.
10. An online EXHIBITIONIONIST.

"I've been dating this guy I met online and he was a total LOBSTER. I found out he just got out of prison, has 4 kids, is a pill head, 2 girlfriends, no job and he's not a High School graduate. I can't believe I got LOBSTERED !."

by Anthonio Von Swagger. January 10, 2014

Lobstered

An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare

Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered

by averyoriginalusername September 8, 2022

lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.

I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.

by KyHavers June 26, 2023

Rock lobstered

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things

i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car

by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023