porn logic

A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.

The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.

by kleinermundvoll November 8, 2012

DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS

A somewhat hyperbolic title or caption often added to posts of debates, lectures or discussions featuring a commentator that the poster endorses. It is most frequently associated with YouTube channels promoting conservative figures such as Ben Shapiro and discussing divisive modern trends or viewpoints. Jokes around it often centre on the clickbait-y nature of the title, as well as whether or not the commentator's points in the video can really be considered to be 'facts'.

Ben Shapiro on veganism: Triggered libs DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS

by falsetokaiba June 15, 2020

Science H. Logic

According to South Park, this would be a popular exclamation if eveyone in the world was an Atheist.
An obvious parody on "Jesus H. Christ."

Science H. Logic! He ate my cat!

by Ian the Almighty December 21, 2006

mommy logic

Opinions dished out from sheltered suburban mothers in Facebook comments, blogs, and their favorite coffee clutch that are based on intuition and rumor, rather than science, deductive reasoning, and a well-reasoned perspective.

"I am sick of all the mommy logic in the comments section! Why do these people all think they are an expert on vaccines/politics/social policy/news headlines/etc."

by Crumpet Connoisseur May 17, 2014

Gacha logic

The weirdest logic you will find

Gacha girl: My bf cheated on me now I will song a song
Everyone else:Gacha logic

by Kayia online December 22, 2019

nigger logic

Thinking that expends the least amount of effort possible.

Thinking that encroaches on others and achieves subpar results.

Example of Nigger Logic:

Leroy: "Damn Rastus, you're still not done rebuilding that wooden fence?"

Rastus: "I'm done."

Leroy: "aight, I saw that huge piece of plywood and figured it was work-in-progress."

Rastus: "naw dawg, when I ran out of cedar fencing from Leroy's property, I finished the fence with plywood I found in my attic."

Leroy: "aight, aight"

Rastus: "where might a brother hook hisself up with some sheet rock? "

by brotherup October 4, 2013

Doujin logic

Normal events in everyone's everyday lives that in doujins lead to sex, rape, beastiality, etc.

unrealistically hot teacher: Timmy it seems you have failed sex ed once again . You'll have to stay after school for some one on one tutoring.

Timmy: um.. okay.

You can guess what happens next doujin logic.

by doujin masta February 14, 2012