Loggery

The crime of stealing firewood

Dude, this bonfire is really dying...LETS GO COMMIT LOGGERY ON SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS!

by Timberwolf Lumberjack April 18, 2010

lincoln logger

when you take a poop that is so large it needs to be broken up by a lincoln logger in order to be flushed

Wow that lincoln logger was so big i had to use a stick and break it up before i flushed

by Mallie November 28, 2005

Logger

A person works in the forest harvesting timber.

That logger is harvesting trees off that job site.

by Jeff Asel December 9, 2008

alabamma logger

Shitting in a condom, freezing it and using it as a cheap substitute to a dildo.

Meg: Hey gurl, last night I made an Alabamma Logger
Vik: Lassssss, that's fucking grim

by pokeybwank January 20, 2014

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

Geeter logger

A meth infused fire wood logger that can not measure or follow through with getting any wood at all.

I’m not buying any wood this year from that geeter logger.

by The Methmaticians of the N.W. September 25, 2020

logger

A person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. They literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.

Girl - "I'd love to come over, but my mom says I have to go home right after the movie :/ again"

Guy - "THAT'S IT!! That logger has sawed my log one time too many!"

by Buttah P April 10, 2011