A terrifying finishing move in the gritty underground anything goes wrestling scene. One half Boston crab, one half rectal wrecking fury that leaves the opponant with Vietnam style flash backs for years to come.
I really thought Johnny was going to win that match, until Jeff got him in the Louisiana log splitter!
by Bowling ball bag Bob July 28, 2021
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My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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by Quarters December 19, 2016
Get the kentucky log splinter mug.during doggy style sex, pull her leg up and bring her ankle up to your buttcrack, then shit. her achilles heel will split that shit.
by Tonguemyshitter November 21, 2009
Get the Longview Logsplitter mug.by Nefarion October 6, 2006
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