David had absolutely bottled his GCSE
science exam by flunking the opening 39 questions out of
40. However, turning the final page, he knew the answer to
the final two-marker, proceeding to flip over his desk, whip
off his shirt and knee-slide up to an invigilator.
But to his horror, he'd completely lookmanned as time was
called before he could return to his desk and write the
answer down.
science exam by flunking the opening 39 questions out of
40. However, turning the final page, he knew the answer to
the final two-marker, proceeding to flip over his desk, whip
off his shirt and knee-slide up to an invigilator.
But to his horror, he'd completely lookmanned as time was
called before he could return to his desk and write the
answer down.
by Cojoness November 11, 2020
Get the lookman mug.A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.
Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole
by DeanWalden April 29, 2022
Get the Lockland Split mug.Related Words
Lockman
• Lockmaned
• lockmanitis
• Dylan Lockman
• Lokman
• Luckman
• locklan
• Lockland
• lookman
• Lackman
by Baldimoer May 4, 2024
Get the lokman mug.A total asshole. Nothing good to be said about a dick lickman. Hes a dick. And licked from life.
Describing a person from a negetive format.
A person nobody likes
Describing a person from a negetive format.
A person nobody likes
by Psycosocial😀 October 6, 2017
Get the dick lickman mug.by Some 16 year old March 25, 2022
Get the William luckman mug.4th of May, the Day that celebrates the People of Gamejolt defeating a racist Undertale Hater and Sex Offender named Lokman and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr and his dream
Person 1: it's Anti-Lokman day
Person 2: what's that
Person 1: the day that celebrates the defeat of Lokman
Person 2: what's that
Person 1: the day that celebrates the defeat of Lokman
by Spider-jolter September 16, 2024
Get the Anti-Lokman Day mug.When you have to take a shit so violent you take your cloths off and clench your toes and pray to god
Hey man sorry I missed the round I was taking a locklan i thought the grim reaper was gonna snatch me
by Br0Trøn November 6, 2025
Get the Taking a locklan mug.