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lockness

the need to get a large handfull or grabing of an item. This term can be used for mostly anything, and needs to be used in the right context
Dave asked Ryan if he could get a lockness on some of his chips. Dave then follwed up with a hand motion that involved him almost digging into something deep.
by JVince December 14, 2006
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luckiest boy in america metal

can only be achieved when a minor male student has a steamy affair with 1 or more female teachers who are really hot then this affair goes public and into the media and then all over the news.

luckiest boy in america metal being that a minor has had sexual relations with a woman much older then him who must be hot

in my opinion this "metal" can only be achieved when the male student is a minor(being under 18) and in junior high or highschool. college doesnt really count cause there its the adult world
man!, i wish i could have won a luckiest boy in america metal!!
too bad i already graduated highschool and im over 18

WHERE THE FUCK WERE ALL THIS SEX CRAZED TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL!!!!!

read a manga called teacher and student its about a boy who lives with his teacher and they fuck but this would be called luckiest boy in japan metal
by TiTyRon February 12, 2010
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lockeston

A very annoying kid who is stupid and struggles in sports. Usually constipated. Also really mean
You are so stupid, you are like Lockeston!
by I’m eheuehg May 21, 2018
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luckiest man alive

Wow your Ella’s bf! Your the luckiest man alive!
by Ilysm..........! February 11, 2021
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Lickies

a damned bunch of stupid fools who have a rich, unique and wacked out personalities.
what the fuck is wrong with those Lickies????
by Anonymous January 25, 2003
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lockness mandredie

the act while geting road head, the driver unlocks the steering wheel and lowers it ontop of the pasenger then locks it. thus locking them in place.
yo i was driving my girl back to her house one night and i totaly got her with a lockness mandredie. it was awesome
by jack_reacher January 11, 2011
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Lockie Leonard

When someone gains an unusual ability to infuriate his comrades, to the point when they wish to shove large metal objects into his anus.

Often the person in question speaks with an Australian accent, and enjoy's "putting shrimps on the barbie"

They also often turn out to be raging homosexuals, who name themselves after females and enjoy tipping their trillby's at women who they call "mylady"
Mary's raging shitstorm of cuntishness is "lockie Leonard"
by Chris1Male May 8, 2014
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