“Victoria is for sure a lobster, look at that ass! I’m glad she doesn’t have eyes in the back of her head!”
by Dunkin_Johnson December 8, 2021
An actual female alpha with massive anger issues who constantly insults the people they love. They have the best taste in music and visual media (e.g. anime or movies like LotR) and are addicted to sushi and cup noodles. Some of their talents include raging for hours about everything and everyone who slightly pisses them off, holding grudges for decades and writing lit diss track rap lyrics.
If ever seen in the wild, the Lobster can be identified by their all black clothing and the look in their face which makes it obvious that they actually hate humans and would rather be anywhere right now than outside.
Even though the lobster is rather anti-social, they are a great and hilarious person who is very loved by their friends.
If ever seen in the wild, the Lobster can be identified by their all black clothing and the look in their face which makes it obvious that they actually hate humans and would rather be anywhere right now than outside.
Even though the lobster is rather anti-social, they are a great and hilarious person who is very loved by their friends.
My friend is raging at a video game even though she promised to be neutral. She is definitely a lobster.
by the useless hoes April 30, 2022
A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.
by Paco Renalski October 4, 2005
When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.
Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely
by xeSPox October 26, 2009
A: I hate JP. He says patriarchy never existed.
B: Don't bother with him. He's just a lobster trying to act like he knows it all and tweaks everything to suit his biased views.
(lobster originating from his hand movements)
B: Don't bother with him. He's just a lobster trying to act like he knows it all and tweaks everything to suit his biased views.
(lobster originating from his hand movements)
by lobster repeller July 12, 2022
Known for their vice-like grip...
To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.
Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.
To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.
Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.
Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?
Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?
Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?
by This is not Johnson January 30, 2010
by Jayo August 16, 2004