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Hobby-Lobbying

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010
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Hobby Lobby

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.
by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014
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Lobbyconning

Going to a convention without actually buying a pass. Going to a con to hang out in the lobby and outside with people rather than enter the main center.
"Hey, just a heads up, I'll be lobbyconning Comicon this year"
"Yeah, me too, I'm not really interested in the panels for this nor buying the art or overpriced food"
"Yeah, I just want to hang out with people in the lobby and public access areas for a while"
by Jay schmay September 2, 2016
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Lobby

A place to shake nyash for cash, make friends and cause problems
Person A: I'm going on lobby to see some big batty gyal shaking bunds
Person B: She better be leng styll
by councilestatebaddie July 29, 2022
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half lobbed

being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.
i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
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Call Of Duty Lobbies

Where 12 year olds with fucking mics call everyone the n word
Me: Plays COD

12 year old: NIG*ER COCK SUCK MY DICK

Me: Call Of Duty Lobbies are so toxic smh
by nobruhwhy September 26, 2020
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lobbyist

A person who is interested in basically bribing, without actually doing so, US Congressmen. Go against the principles of the Constitution because it makes the Senators and Representatives represent people other than their constituents. Take away the citizen's voice by making Congressmen more concerned with corporate fatcat profits rather than the good of the people.
"The lobbyist tried to get the Senator to pass the bill by buying him a hooker, but the Senator turned out to be gay, so the bill failed."
by commiebobo March 19, 2009
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