Soggy Lampshade

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.

Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

by JDawgmania2014 May 24, 2014

Lamp oil

Something used fuel lamps and to be sold

Lamp oil rope bombs you want it? It yours my friend as long as you have enough rupies

by Morshu2742069 April 12, 2021

smoking lamp

1. (on sailing ships) a lamp from which a pipe may be lit
2. (figuratively) permission to smoke

"Light smoking lamp" (giving permission for crew to smoke) and "out smoking lamp"
(denying permission) are listed among the 104 bugle calls in the US Navy's "Manual for Buglers", 1953 edition.

by Plebe Tribune March 25, 2009

Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

Frank Lampard

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

by Biddy February 20, 2005

amber lamps

A mispronounced version of "ambulance" following the AC Transit bus fight.

Bring amber lamps

by precure787 April 11, 2017

LAMP

Laughing At My Phone/PC

Depending on if you are looking at your phone or your PC screen, LAMP or lamping means to laugh at the content you are seeing.

(friend shares funny content)
You: LAMP

I was lamping when DrewGulliver was playing that game on Twitch.

by iLLHunter November 19, 2022