bleed the lizard

To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".

I got to go bleed the lizard.

by supercubedude October 22, 2004

lizmary

LizMary is a funny, cool, and awesome person. She will always be a savage. She can be loving on one side and a mean on another. You would be lucky to know a LizMary.

Being a LizMary is fun.

by Pandalife March 13, 2017

luzmary

Luzmary is the most wonderful and beautiful woman you can ever meet. If you ever meet a woman named luzmary you better never take it for granted because then you'll look stupid taking a gift like that for granted.

Damn,luzmary looks so beautiful in the corner doing her work I just wanna run over there and talk to make her day .

by Garfield logan March 14, 2017

lizard tongue

when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.

Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue

Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue

Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?

by lizardtongue October 9, 2019

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Attack Of The Flying Lizards

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 10, 2012