lituation

It’s a culmination of several lit things happening at once.

You go to the bodega and a chicken cutlet is half off and they give you a free bag of chips and an Arizona because they know you. That’s a lituation.

by stevesweatpants January 6, 2015

Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

Text Limitation

The bullshit Urban Dictionary added.

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation

by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009

lituation

when it is lit as fuck.

Jack: THIS IS A LITUATION!
Mike: Hells yeah!

by roasted chicken sandwich March 8, 2016

statute of limitations

The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.

Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*

by TorturedSoul July 31, 2016

Lituation

When the situation is lit.

Yo, y'all gotta check out this lituation.

by Peaches___andcream May 25, 2016

limitation

a berrier our minds make to try to make what you can do seem great.

what the cops put on speed

in the deep confines of our mind we creat limitations for ourself...these "limitations"are the only thing keeping us from achieving greatness...armed with a sledgehammer i will not be bound down.

by coman November 24, 2004