Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.

Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.

by Reidurost June 18, 2007

liekingz

to like something, in LOLspeak.

do you like it?

"r you of teh liekingz?"

by ohjar September 13, 2009

Licking their Crotch

Response given to someone who is boasting or bragging about themselves.

Origin: Like a dog which licks itself in its crotch

Wow listen to her brag about herself; looks like someone is licking their crotch!

by tasuminagorashi December 27, 2019

Push-licking

"Push licking": The act of pushing your supposedly germaphobic partner away by licking them.

"Stop push-licking me, Carl!"
"Hold still! You have a smudge of dirt on your face!"

by Freddie'sHorrorShack June 19, 2018

Mirror Licking

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.

ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

fart linking

When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.

This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc

“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”

by Trodan October 1, 2020

liking someone

That feeling of butterflies you get whenever you see a certain person, whenever they message you, just smile at you.

"Hey dude Jemma just smiled at me,"

"Ah man you really like her"

"Yeah dude, it feels weird liking someone"

by PersiaOP November 22, 2015