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Andrew Lincoln

The badass actor who stars as Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead
Dude1: Who is Andrew Lincoln??
Dude2: An actor!
Dude1: Oh where can I see him?
Dude2: He is the main character in the walking dead! He plays Rick Grimes!
by Grimes March 8, 2015
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Checkmate, Lincolnites!

A phrase uttered by Neo-Confederates or Lost Causers after DESTROYING the pernicious lies of Yankees, Scalawags, and Carpetbaggers using FACTS and LOGIC.
Johnny Reb: "Why did the North invade the South in 1861? Was it because they hated slavery?"

Billy Yank: "No, it was to save the Union, but sl-"

Johnny Reb: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!1!!!1!"
by Cool With Coolidge October 6, 2022
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Lincoln Aggravator

Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.
Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!
by sandspit November 8, 2007
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Lincoln Heights

A predominately Mexican and Asian ghetto hood located in North East Los Angeles. The neighborhood is known to have the street gangs, LHTS (Lincoln Heights) and East Side Clover both being formed in the early 1900s making them two of the oldest active gangs in Los Angeles, along with the Eastlake gang, Happy Valley gang, and many other small gangs, tagging crews, and cliques. It is the epitome of a ghetto with lowriders, project housing, drive bys, stabbings, ghetto birds circling around at least once a day, etc.
Hey you wanna kick it in Lincoln Heights?
Nah I aint trying to get shot
by Djvuesnbkehdvsna August 10, 2017
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Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.
Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.
by Kleeck July 8, 2011
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Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"
by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009
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Lincoln-Way West

A high school in New Lenox, IL where 1/3 of the student population is LGBTQ+ and their sports teams always choke in the playoffs.
Lad 1: What high school do you go to?
Lad 2: Lincoln-Way West.
Lad 1: Oh, you go to the gay orange one that can't win playoff games.
Lad 2: That is literally the exact things the school in known for.
by CMaguire19 January 20, 2019
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