ling 

verb; to ling, noun; the act of stealing from the mall.
past tense: lung
origin; Sandy Valley region of Northeast Ohio

No way, i lung a hat today. Can you ling me a belt?

ling by Paul_Blart October 1, 2010

Ling 

~ An operator, or chat moderator. Somewhat of a bully. See Stratics and Kheldon

Don't you go all Ling on me!

Ling by Ling Ma February 15, 2007

Ling 

Has the exact same meaning as limit in math, just spelled by an older asian teacher who cannot spell or speak English to save his life.

Take the ling(v+ - v-)=0

Ling by Mr. Simeal February 12, 2018

Ling 

An idiot

What a ling

Ling by Focal May 20, 2018

Ling 

Long ding ding or wiener

That man carter he got a ling.

Ling by Jamal32 October 15, 2020

Ling 

lying or lied, another word for "You're lying."

Gamer 1: "Dude I just got in!"
Gamer 2: "Ling, it says you just left the match."
Gamer 1: "Bruh it literally says I'm in."
Gamer 2: "You're ling, check your ping."

Ling by bsodcat November 20, 2020

Ling 

Another word for lying or lied.

Gamer 1: "Bruh where are you I thought you joined the match?"
Gamer 2: "It says I joined I don't know dude."
Gamer 1: "Ling, check your ping."

Ling by bsodcat November 20, 2020