limp dick

When your dick is squishy and soft

His dick was so small, he must have a really limp dick

by Disnigga09 April 22, 2018

limp dick

Adjective: suggesting proximity of elderly males.

" I was sittin' on the limp dick bench when I spotted a five dollar bill on the ground. I scooped it up."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

limp dick

a guy that walks out on his marriage & four kids.

A 50 year man that needs viagra to get his limp dick up for his boss.

by 6081 October 2, 2012

Limp Dick

The male version of a "Basic Bitch".

Courtesy of Jessica Doherty: "Those guys seemed cute at first, but when they started quoting 'Wedding Crashers' I realized they're just a couple of limp dicks."

by luckyboywonder June 13, 2014

Limp dick retard

1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction.

2.what u call some idiot you don't like

Manager: get back to work everyone
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!

by Ravman123 May 4, 2011

Limp dick ghosting

When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time

Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.

by S707 May 28, 2018

Lenny limp Dick

a lenny with a suprisingly saggy and or limp genitalia

"Look at that limp dick over there" as he points to the phacid penis over yonder.

"Oh thats nothing but the no good Lenny limp Dick."

by Lenny Limpy December 12, 2013