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Colorado Lightning Rod

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.
Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.
by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013
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lightning whirler

otherwise known as a Distributor on a car engine, makes the spark go to the sparkolators.

Derek from Vice Grip Garage has alternative names for various tools and parts, and they make more sense than the correct name
i'll need to take the cap off the lightning whirler to clean the points. rats have chewed a few of the lightning hoses also.
by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021
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Lightning McQueen

by Some kid u don't know August 20, 2017
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Nigger lightning

I just saw nigger lightning on the corners of 1st and Harbor St
by Demitrious Octavion July 30, 2016
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Nightwing

The original Robin, also known as Dick Grayson.
Quite possibly the coolest part of the Batman everything.
Nightwing is a badass mofo with long black hair and ninja moves. Very shweet!
Dude 1: Dude! Batman is on! Let's watch!

Dude 2: Is it the one with Nightwing?!?

Dude 1:...No.

Dude 2: Well fuck that then!
by Josh-o-matic December 16, 2008
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handle my lightweight

What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.
Aye bruh handle my lightweight before I fuck up my shoes
by stonie man March 10, 2011
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Crying Lightning

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys

2. Usually a girl who suddenly starts crying (light how lightning suddenly strikes) to get attention, to be forgiven for something that they have no excuse for or to make people feel sorry for them. They might do it during a break-up, argument ect.
3. A descriptive phrase used to describe a girl who’s crying, cussing her makeup (especially massacre) to run down her face and form patterns that look like lightning bolts.
1. Crying lightning is my favourite song.
2. She always starts to cry lightning when she and her boyfriend are arguing

3. Last night at the party Abbie looked like she’d been crying lightning after her she caught her boyfriend cheating on her
by Hepig June 14, 2018
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