Gas-lighting

Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!

One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!

by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020

Raven Lighting

Lighting of which is dark and disguises a female's facial characteristics and thus causes you to engage in inappropriate activities with a female of which you thought was better looking.

Dude, I hooked up with a chick that I thought was hot, but Raven Lighting fucked me big time.

by Digdugdpr February 5, 2010

shop floor lighting

when a room or a place is really really bright

'oh my god, its like shop floor lighting in here!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

Green-Lighting

The usually-unconscious act of turning the object of one's romantic desires into a representation of some sort of ideal - a metaphorical "green light" shining across a bay. Often taken to the point where even if one were to successfully court that person, it would be unsatisfying as they would be humanly incapable of living up to the dreamlike figure they'd been built into.

A: Why won't Jay just talk to her if he likes her so much?

B: He's been totally green-lighting her. Even if he manages it, she's not the person he wants to think she is.

by Jordan Not-Baker February 18, 2013

Ride The Lighting

Metallica's seconed album witch had one of my fav songs "Fade To Black".

Metallica pwneds all bitch(in heavy rock if not then its 2ed to the Beatles. Yes i like the Beatles.)

by Kunx990 July 13, 2004

Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009

Yellow-Lighting

When engaging in sexual intercourse, the woman engages the male sexually, getting him to feel like he is going to ejaculate. She speeds up really quickly, like that of a car before the a yellow light, but then right before he releases, she stops, similar to a car once the light turns red and it hasn't made the intersection.

Person 1: "Yo I hate that girl man; last week when she was givin' me dome, she was totally yellow-lighting me!"
Person 2: "Nah dude I don't mess with girls like that, like Kanye and Taylor, she always let's me finish."

by blackmambakobeswag June 9, 2013