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some one who over watches porn, and doesn't spend time with their families
This guy stays cooped up in his room doing lester
lester by The nameless hacker November 22, 2018
The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you.

It can also be used with full disclosure, as in you nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."
My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.
lester by rcadeace August 25, 2016
A guy that everyone think he is so adorable. He is so handsome, but cute at the same time. He has a round glass, looks like he is a professor and knows everything, and it is the truth. He has a cool voice and when everyone hears his voice, they admire him so much. Lots of girls love him, so he can choose the best in these, for example, Angela.
Hark. There is a Lester. I want to be his boyfriend and fuck him!
Lester by Angela Chen November 19, 2019
Lester is a man who owns a white van
lester Has free candy
Lester by Sand N****er April 8, 2020
Lester a 2 inch boy who dont know what to do in life and crys for Vbucks he is a fat fuck who smells like fishy mick he also likes mutts which smells like him he has a girlfriend named tutu some would say toe toe doesn't like him at or maybe one day he'll be successful but I doubt it one more thing suk my Rukz
Lester a dumb ass who don't whats going on anywhere
A big fat gorilla who is abusive asf and don’t have a care in the world for nobody or anything
We went to the zoo and saw a Lester
Lester by Flipaflock August 31, 2020