Lebanon is a great country, it is the only country where ugly people can bang beautiful girls, its number 1 on the tourism list of Saudi people..Lebanese citizens have so many interests in life. womans main priority there is to enlarge their breasts and lips, speak the invented freshorabic wear trendy sunglasses.
men objectives are proportional to womans interests, the non fagot men are less than 10%,they think democracy is bullshitting and cursing certain ministers in the government.and all Lebanese citizens share 1 thing in common, blaming syria for their mis fortunate life events.
men objectives are proportional to womans interests, the non fagot men are less than 10%,they think democracy is bullshitting and cursing certain ministers in the government.and all Lebanese citizens share 1 thing in common, blaming syria for their mis fortunate life events.
tony : hey there a sheep attacked my mom yesterday and banged her 10 times till death.
johnny : i am certain that it's a syrian sheep.
fahad : i am tired of banging saudi dudes in the ass
abdullah : lets go to lebanon, you can bang any sex there and you wont even know if its a man or a woman.
johnny : i am certain that it's a syrian sheep.
fahad : i am tired of banging saudi dudes in the ass
abdullah : lets go to lebanon, you can bang any sex there and you wont even know if its a man or a woman.
by Deformation September 7, 2007
A small town in western Oregon. A place that has many many pot heads and meth addicts. On top of that, the teen population is forced to do stupid things such as drinking, because there are no activities due to a new Super WalMart and a growing number of retirement homes. Whoopie!
Known for "The Largest Strawberry Shortcake in the World" and its Strawberry Festival.
Known for "The Largest Strawberry Shortcake in the World" and its Strawberry Festival.
Moe: Hey, wanna go get some weed at "The Garden Shop" and stop off at WalMart?
Larry: Ok!
Curly: Hey, wait! They turned that garden shop into a retirement home!
Moe & Larry: Damn!
Larry: Ok!
Curly: Hey, wait! They turned that garden shop into a retirement home!
Moe & Larry: Damn!
by azncheergirl December 30, 2005
After living their for 2 years it apparent that this counrty is the shities ever seen. Theirs to many snobby stuck up bitches their! Their music sucks along with their sports. No football, their basketball teams suck ass and no one can properly play basketball without altering the rules. This country sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lebanon is located right above the jews and right next to a bunch of syrians. The country is so small you can barely find it on a map.
by tozfeek May 7, 2006
Officially - A country in the Middle East
Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from
Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from
by Quicksand Jesus May 6, 2004
Lebanon is a country in the Middle East which is thirty percent Christian and has a stronger economy than Syria, run by a thirty-five year-old eye doctor, Bashar al-Assad, who cannot muster much popular support even among his own people.
Famous Americans of Lebanese descent include - Danny Thomas, Jamie Farr, Christy McNichol, and brothers Michael and Tony Shalhoub
Famous Americans of Lebanese descent include - Danny Thomas, Jamie Farr, Christy McNichol, and brothers Michael and Tony Shalhoub
Popular resentment on Lebanon is now being directed not as the United States or Israel, but at the dictatorship of Bashar al-Assad
by Mark M March 20, 2005
this shitty little city in pennsylvania. i should know. it's boring as fuck. but i guess some people like it.
home of the lebanon cedars. which suck ass.
home of the lebanon cedars. which suck ass.
by erin :D August 18, 2008
1) Lebanon is the most beautiful country in the world. Many call it the Europe of the Middle-East. It is the only place I know where you can go skiing and swim in a real beach on the same day.
Sadly, there have been many religious and ethnic wars which have destroyed the country over and over. But, we always end up rebuilding it to be more beautiful than ever.
2) Lebanese are always capable of knowing each other's origins for some reason.
3)Our women always fight over who should wash the dishes while the men discuss politics.
4) We are the inventors of Frarabic (French Arabic), which I also like to call French Tourettes. Sometimes, when you can't find a word in arabic, you involuntarily replace it with a French word (Sometimes English) while replacing the "P" sounds with "B" sounds.
5) Overly polite amogst each other, not always polite amogst others.
6) It takes us about an hour to say good-bye (Applies to all arabs)
7) Our women have natural beauty. Despite their hairy bodies, they wax often so it does not show.
8) Ever try Kibbi Nayi, Tabbouleh, Fattoush or Hommous? If you did, you would swear off all fast food forever.
9) God save Lebanon!
Sadly, there have been many religious and ethnic wars which have destroyed the country over and over. But, we always end up rebuilding it to be more beautiful than ever.
2) Lebanese are always capable of knowing each other's origins for some reason.
3)Our women always fight over who should wash the dishes while the men discuss politics.
4) We are the inventors of Frarabic (French Arabic), which I also like to call French Tourettes. Sometimes, when you can't find a word in arabic, you involuntarily replace it with a French word (Sometimes English) while replacing the "P" sounds with "B" sounds.
5) Overly polite amogst each other, not always polite amogst others.
6) It takes us about an hour to say good-bye (Applies to all arabs)
7) Our women have natural beauty. Despite their hairy bodies, they wax often so it does not show.
8) Ever try Kibbi Nayi, Tabbouleh, Fattoush or Hommous? If you did, you would swear off all fast food forever.
9) God save Lebanon!
1) Bob: Wow! Have you ever been to Lebanon?
Joe: Nope.
Bob: Oh my freaking God! It's AMAZING!
2) Tarek: Inta min il loubnen?
Fadi: Kif 3rifit?
Translation: Tarek: You're lebanese?
Fadi: How'd u know?
3)Leila: A3teeni sa7nik, yalla
Lilian: Mish ma32ooli inti! Inti a3teeni sa7nik
Leila: Yalla, inti bi bayti, a3teeni sa7nik 7abibti!
*And so on and so forth
Translation: Leila: Come on, give me your plate!
Lilian: I can't believe you! You give me your plate!
Leila: Come on, you're in my house, give me your plate honey!
4) Ghassan: Wa2afni il Bolice mbara7.
Jiryis: Lezzim tintibhi aktar.
Ghassan: Akhad il Auto taba3i kamen!
5) Sans definition
6) -O.K. Bye!
-Bye say hi to your wife!
-Ok you say hi to yours!
-Make sure you come back soon
-You should come to our house sometime
-Incha allah!
-And bring your kids, too!
-Of course. How old is your son again?
-Oh, he's turning fifteen soon.
-Wow he's becoming a man
*Three hours later*
-No way! I thought he was dead!
-No he's still alive, but he's in the hospital.
-O.K., I think I need to get going now!
-All right, see you!
-See you!
(Talk trash about each other once door closes)
7) -Have you seen Rita?
-Wow!
-And her friend Mayy isn't bad either.
-You think I got a shot?
-Good luck.
8) -Dude, Oh My GOOOD! I went to this arabic wedding yesterday!
-And?
-I'm never eating McDonald's again!!
9) See audio on top left of page
Joe: Nope.
Bob: Oh my freaking God! It's AMAZING!
2) Tarek: Inta min il loubnen?
Fadi: Kif 3rifit?
Translation: Tarek: You're lebanese?
Fadi: How'd u know?
3)Leila: A3teeni sa7nik, yalla
Lilian: Mish ma32ooli inti! Inti a3teeni sa7nik
Leila: Yalla, inti bi bayti, a3teeni sa7nik 7abibti!
*And so on and so forth
Translation: Leila: Come on, give me your plate!
Lilian: I can't believe you! You give me your plate!
Leila: Come on, you're in my house, give me your plate honey!
4) Ghassan: Wa2afni il Bolice mbara7.
Jiryis: Lezzim tintibhi aktar.
Ghassan: Akhad il Auto taba3i kamen!
5) Sans definition
6) -O.K. Bye!
-Bye say hi to your wife!
-Ok you say hi to yours!
-Make sure you come back soon
-You should come to our house sometime
-Incha allah!
-And bring your kids, too!
-Of course. How old is your son again?
-Oh, he's turning fifteen soon.
-Wow he's becoming a man
*Three hours later*
-No way! I thought he was dead!
-No he's still alive, but he's in the hospital.
-O.K., I think I need to get going now!
-All right, see you!
-See you!
(Talk trash about each other once door closes)
7) -Have you seen Rita?
-Wow!
-And her friend Mayy isn't bad either.
-You think I got a shot?
-Good luck.
8) -Dude, Oh My GOOOD! I went to this arabic wedding yesterday!
-And?
-I'm never eating McDonald's again!!
9) See audio on top left of page
by FadieZ March 24, 2006