Lehigh Senior High School

A high school in Lehigh Acres, Florida. It scores lower on standardized tests than the school for kids with behavior problems.

Nearly none of the teachers are qualified. The only ones that are are there to teach college classes. Other than that, most probably have never attended college. Any person with an 8th grade education (an 8th grade education NOT attained at Lehigh, mind you) can likely read at higher levels and do better on math and science than the educators at this school do. Some teachers are even known to come to school hungover, and they use class time to sleep it off while they assign pointless busy work.

The administration is a Hitler-esque henchman (Mr. Davis, but he's being changed, but the new one will likely take over where Davis left off) They suspend you or send to to "Time Out" if you question their authority. He has cronies at his disposal, including overweight "Security" guards who ride around on golf carts and try to look important.

"Time Out" is guarded by a portly African-American fellow named Taj. He looks totally helpless and ignorant. He hopelessly pecks at his computer keyboard trying to figure out the mystery of solitaire. He can be heard saying "Y'all be quiet"

As for extracurricular activities, drama is a joke. The football team is mediocre and the school band never plays in the stands. They hardly ever show up to games at all. After all, the humidity might damage their uniforms.

James: I got suspended for breathing too heavily after going up the stairs! They said I had no right to disturb the learning process!
Mark: That's Lehigh for you.

by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004

lehigh valley academy

Is one of the most ridiculous schools on the planet. Kids are entranced to go there with fanciful promises of a better diploma when the DP Diploma is slightly less transferable than the AP. If you're going to go to community college anyway don't bother going to a place with the same types of rowdy kids but no forms of fashion. LVA is uniform city with a mean-mouthed/underpaid staff to boot. After a year --- no a month, you will want to transfer.

The goal of the incoming classes is to get into lehigh valley academy while the goal of everyone else is to get out.

by Ishmael Alouicious March 23, 2011

Northern Lehigh School District

A school district located in Slatington, PA. It is known for it's odd substitute teachers, and spending way too much money in its athletic programs. The music department is almost completely ignored, and is diminishing. The students know that they are in a horrible district, and they cannot escape it.

Northern Lehigh School District is a black hole absorbing the hopes and dreams of students.

by Sasuke Hater January 27, 2008

Northwestern Lehigh High School

Very small high school surrounded by cornfields, located in New Tripoli. For fun they drink 40's and get blazed. Small school, chill people.

-"you are from Northwestern Lehigh High School where's your tractor"
-::lights a blunt, flips the bird:: "here's my tractor bitch!"

by llellowarrior March 26, 2007

Northern Lehigh School

A small, shitty school. If you go here you will want to liven't. The school is known for weird as fuck teachers, creepy math teachers, and arrogant computer teachers. DO NOT GO HERE. THIS SCHOOL IS A ONE-WAY TICKET TO HELL.

The school is very stupid, kids are very selfish and arrogant. If you kill a student from here, I will thank you. Everybody here is awful (except for a select few)

The kids are fucking homophobic assholes. They make fun of others for EVERYTHING.

Wanna vape, get high, cry, meet creeps, start drama, find whores, go to hell, get bullied, AND A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING OTHER BAD SHIT, Then you should go to Northern Lehigh School. Prepare to die.

I died at Northern Lehigh School.

by onlyinloveeee October 18, 2021

northwestern lehigh school district

a hardly decent school in a little town north of allentown, its called New tripoli. most of the girls and some guys in NW can't live without drama so they flip out over the lamest shit. most of the people in NW are rednecks and/or farmers. NW doesnt even have a pool. and some of our parents parents went to our school in the same building. our school is almost next to a cornfield. our nickname:corn cob high

damnnn those rednecks at northwestern lehigh

by cristin February 8, 2005

lehigh career and technical institute

a really stupid school full of drug heads and other nasty humans, who start fights for no reason because the whole school is filled with delinquents who think there gangsters. also hicks who think they run the whole school with there camo hoodies and dip rings in there back pockets

lehigh Career and Technical Institute, located in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, is one of the largest career and technical institutes in the United States. It serves the ten public high schools in the Lehigh Valley.

by lcti student March 30, 2017