whip it out like LBJ

When a male unzips his fly and 'whips out' his penis, thus demonstrating how big he is. This can also refer to any situation where a male takes his dick out.

This expression refers to the legendary press conference where, when asked why the U.S. continued to fight the Vietnam war, President Lyndon Johnson "unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ, and declared, 'this is why!'"

For the metaphorical meaning, see dick waggling contest

Spencer: Dude, what do you do when people say that your dick isn't that big?
John: I just whip it out like LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

LBJHM

Lord Baby Jesus help me

LBJHM deal with these crazy people!

by kwamp January 7, 2015

lbjsob

Acronym for "little baby junior son of a bitch", used by Peter Griffin on Family Guy in the episode where he's the "Grinds my gears" guy.

Works well when chatting or texting...

Hey lbjsob, what's up for later?

by Scott_zilla July 9, 2009

LBjiggered

a nickname for Lebron James. He is known best for getting jiggered on the basketball court.

I just got LBjiggered!

by Bobby Gency June 28, 2008

LBJB

HAS A HUGE DICK AND LIKES TO FUCK

HE ALSO GETS ANY GIRL HE WANTS
AND UR SISTER TOO

GIRLS RUN LBJB'S DICK IS CHASING US

by LBJB November 24, 2021

LBj2k and LONNIE JUNIOR mob

LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR 2kings AND LONNIE JUNIOR money OVER bitches. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Thoooobjgan Life and thoooobjgun LIFE. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE lbj2k and LONNIE JUNIOR mob. GANBJSTA RAP MUSIC AND WALK ORIGINATED IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR HOME.

by LONNIE BJ September 12, 2020

LBj2k and LONNIE JUNIOR mob

LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR 2kings AND LONNIE JUNIOR money OVER bitches. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Thoooobjgan Life and thoooobjgun LIFE. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE lbj2k and LONNIE JUNIOR mob. GANBJSTA RAP MUSIC AND WALK ORIGINATED IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR HOME.

by LONNIE BJ September 13, 2020