Lozzing

to have gay anal sex with a man whilst he's urinating at a urinal

i was going to the toilet one day and my friend laurence started lozzing me.

by Captain Bo-Nez January 1, 2006

lazingularity

Having achieved the ultimate level of laziness. The laziness singularity.

- Hey, that dude named Ben sure is lazy.
- Lazy? He is beyond lazy, he has achieved lazingularity.

by Soleil Noir Media January 20, 2015

lezzing up

When two (or more) members of the same sex (including males) who consider themselves straight perform a sexual act to attract attention to themselves.

Look at those two girls over there lezzing up to get the attention of those men, what sluts!

Justin and Harry lezzed up in The Locomotive last night, they were well pissed, it was funny.

by robuttt January 16, 2007

Lozzing

The act of self stimulating ones genitals

I can't come out tonight, I'm going to be too busy Lozzing

by lozzz April 9, 2011

Lizzing

v. the act of relaxing next to the pool in a sunny area; similar to a lizard that is sunbathing.

So hot, all the women be Lizzing today.

by Big Blue 88 June 30, 2011

Lizzing

Enthusiastically using your tongue to eat a girl out, frequently flicking your tongue in a lizard-like fashion.

She didn't get off even though I spent twenty minutes lizzing her cunt.

by mudhutsluts February 7, 2010

Lizzing

verb: to surprise friends with random acts of kindness including but not limited to food, smokes, or living necessities.

"...and she woke me up with a packed bowl! I love when she lizzes me."

"You should liz me. You should totally liz me."

"I hope she never stops lizzing me!"

by Ahhchan December 9, 2012